Who Am I ? akiss2desire is a Bible Belt Blogging Bi Big Beautiful Babe who has been sharing her writing, mostly 1st person lesbian erotica, short stories, poetry, and lesbian pop culture realizations from both the experience and fantasy perspectives to an ever growing audience. I recently passed a million page views ! Thanks for the nominations for the Lezzie awards honoring best lesbian erotica on the web.

Those who have come here regularly know that I have taken a bit of a hiatus from posting and publishing, but my past work is still here and if you are new here there is much to be consumed. I am working on several stories right now and writing from the same mix of experience and fantasy that readers have told me they loved.

Those stories will be the foundation of my upcoming compilation book. Today, you get to read for free. Welcome, and I hope you stay awhile.

Wednesday

Marcia Marcia Marcia and the Brady Lesbian Sex ?


Marcia and Jan did it ? maybe ...I didn't watch the Brady Bunch on reruns ok...but everyone knows that song of course, and at the end of this post I am going to either make you laugh with me or at me at my original contribution to the many song parodies being written and performed all over the internet. I wrote my own cause I wanted to say something different than what the other often very funny ones were saying. However...I do have to share some of the funny things I saw elsewhere...just a couple ..like:

"Mom always said don't go down in the house!"

She ate more carpet than a defective vacuum?..


So...heres MY official alesbiankiss2desire blog song to to the tune of the Brady Bunch Theme


Here's a story.
About a girl named Marcia
Who was a beauty but stuck on her conceit
And her sister /the plane jane jan to Marcia looked good enough to eat
Well this one day when the shooting was all finished
The director for the last time yelled "cut print!"
The two met up / in a hotel room-Marcia flashed her eyes and Jan she got the hint

So the two began to tumble on the bed sheets
and they knew that it was much more than a hunch
that these two would somehow bump their donuts
and the 69 would both do the carpet munch
The carpet munch
The carpet munch(Marcia Marcia Marcia)
that’s the way they began the carpet munch
(no applause neccessary)

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